BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – In the latest effort to combat the growing homelessness crisis in San Francisco, a city resident recently blocked with a plywood wall an alleyway known to be used for drug deals and defecation by the homeless. “They come in here, they pee there, they poo there. Every day,” Tom Pan, who owns a nail salon, told The Examiner. “The police cannot do anything, it’s dirty and disgusting. In the summertime on a hot day, I can’t even open my window because of the smell.” After a few days, the blockade to what’s known as the “Ingleside Path” was removed after several complaints. Mayor London Breed ordered the removal of the plywood wall, after she stated at a press conference that “The blockade is hurting the businesses of well established small time drug dealers, and it unfairly denies our local bums from relieving themselves, which is forcing them to wander the streets both raggedy and constipated.”
