BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden spent almost $2 million more than his presidential campaign raised in the third quarter, a predicament caused by sluggish fundraising coupled with the expenses of maintaining a big payroll and a nationwide operation — one that included luxury expenses such as swank hotel stays at the Westin and The W, and nearly $1 million for private jets. His cash on hand sum of $8.9 million is so low that it’s almost four times lower than the $33.7 million banked by Sanders, nearly three times lower than Warren’s $25.7 million war chest and more than twice as small as Pete Buttigieg’s $23.3 million. Democrats have expressed grave reservations about whether Biden’s fundraising performance is an indication he cannot go the distance. To insure his supporters he is dedicated to get the nomination, the former vice president said he will actually get a job between his small rallies that are decreasing in size, and add that money to his dwindling war chest. He announced that within a week or so, he will be a greeter at Walmart, shining shoes in lobbies at upscale hotels, and a spokesman for the Dementia Society of America.
