BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After a recent poll of historians, Hillary Clinton has been labeled “the worst sore loser ever, including the time when Satan was kicked out of heaven along with a third of the angels as described in the 12th chapter in the Book of Revelation. After hearing the conclusion of the historians, Clinton angrily responded, “I totally understand that I am fair game regarding criticism, but I resent the fact that now they going after my little brother!”