BREAKING NEWS – Council Bluffs, Iowa – Joe Biden’s campaign manager has now employed a radical tactic to reduce the former vice president’s frequent gaffes. Effective immediately, anytime his wife Jill thinks he’s about to say something stupid, she will put her fingers in his mouth and let him munch. According to a collective group of people consisting of political analysts and doctors, they predict that by the time the primaries begin, this new plan to prevent Joe from his daily gaffes will cause Jill to lose her entire hand, along with most of her arm.
