BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Ruth Bader Ginsburg came to the rescue of President Trump and allowed his financial records to remain secret from House Democrats – for now. The liberal Supreme Court Justice granted an emergency request from Trump’s lawyers to delay enforcement of subpoenas House Democrats issued to Deutsche Bank and Capital One for Trump’s bank records. Other liberal Supreme Court Justices were so angry at Bader’s decision which frightened her to the level, that she plans on refusing to eat any of the Christmas food they bring to the annual party, unless she sees them taste it first.
