BREAKING NEWS – Harewood, Christchurch, New Zealand – Lightning strikes an Emirates A380 airplane at Christchurch Airport, and the high voltage that ran through the cabin, caused every Caucasian’s straight hair to become an afro. Civil rights activist Al Sharpton said this is further proof that Mother Nature is an insensitive racist and “she” should be sued. His last lawsuit against Mother Nature was dismissed after a judge ruled that Sharpton did not have the legal right to force her to explain why snowflakes are always white.”
