BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – President Obama is seen closing his eyes making a wish, before blowing out a candle on his birthday. His wish apparently did not come true, because when he opened his eyes, Joe Biden was still the Vice President.
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – President Obama is seen closing his eyes making a wish, before blowing out a candle on his birthday. His wish apparently did not come true, because when he opened his eyes, Joe Biden was still the Vice President.