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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Police respond to a 911 call and arrest a married couple that were in a knockout drag- out brawl. It was later learned they both played a stringed instrument in the Boston Pops Orchestra. The police said it was a typical case of domestic violins.