BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – The NAACP files a lawsuit against Cory Booker and Kamala Harris accusing both of them of fraud. The president of the organization Cornell William Brooks was furious when he spoke at a press conference. “Those two are not going to get away with this,” he began. “They were soliciting donations from black people all over the country trying to give the impression that they could win the nomination, knowing full well that after each debate performance, they would be gradually exposed as imbeciles. We want the court to order both of them to return all of the money to every gullible African-American that was stupid enough to send a penny to those Al Sharpton protégés!”
