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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Because of the current state of the U.S. economy, President Obama is seen trying to borrow five dollars from an unidentified woman so he can get something to eat. After running a quick credit check and talking to a Chinese official, the woman declined his request concluding that it was a high risk loan.