BREAKING NEWS – Cedar Rapids, Iowa – Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., vowed over the weekend that she would allow a “young trans person” to interview her choice for Secretary of Education, potentially granting them veto power over a key Cabinet official.

During a campaign event the Massachusetts senator said “a young trans person [had] asked about a welcoming community and I said, ‘It starts with the Secretary of Education, who has a lot to do with where we spend our money’ … and I said, ‘I’m going to have a Secretary of Education that this young trans person interviews on my behalf,'”

She added that “only if this person believes that our Secretary of Education nominee is committed to creating a welcoming environment, a safe environment, and a full educational curriculum for everyone, will that person be advanced to actually be Secretary of Education.”

Warren went on to say that her Surgeon General would have to approved by a young girl that owned a Fischer-Price nurse kit, and anyone who wants to be a high ranking official at the Department of Defense, must get the nod by a young boy that has either played “Battleship” or owns a G.I Joe.