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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Senator John Kerry states that it is the Tea Party’s fault that the U.S. credit rating was downgraded. The Tea Party responded by saying that they still have the same opinion of Kerry that they’ve had for over three years, which is, he is one of the ugliest senators in U.S. history.