BREAKING NEWS – Charleston, South Carolina – Billionaire Michael Bloomberg admitted that he is very concerned about the debate tonight. “I’ll be honest, South Carolina has me really nervous due to their very large black population,” the former New York City began. “I feel awful about the things I have said in the past about black people, and I’m also sorry for my recent comment that offended them, when I said Abraham Lincoln was an idiot because he foolishly destroyed the economy of the southern states.”
