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BREAKING NEWS – Tripoli, Libya – Rebels are still searching the country in an attempt to apprehend former leader Muammar Qaddafi. They said they have verified the allegation that he is still in Tripoli dressed as a woman, after he was filmed by a store camera in Victoria’s Secret by several thongs in his size.