BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Bernie Sanders announces his new plan to fix the struggling economies all over the globe. “Listen to me, I know what’s best for the people on this planet,” he began. “I will give the details later, but in a nutshell, it’s an $18 trillion worldwide plan, and one third of the funds will be spent everywhere on earth for the next three years. I call it the ‘6-6-6 Reformation’”.
