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BREAKING NEWS – Bethune, France – Members of the Charitable Brotherhood of Saint-Eloi de Bethune carry a coffin to a grave at Pierrette cemetery. The black hats commemorate a time for grieving, and the shape of the hats honors the American Naval officer that died in their city, Captain Crunch.