BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The New York Times stealth-edited its article on the sexual-assault allegation against Joe Biden by his former Senate staffer Tara Reade just minutes after it was published on Sunday morning, removing all references in a key paragraph to the multiple past accusations by seven women that the former vice president had touched them inappropriately.

Biden responded to the allegation. “When I was a senator, I was very cautious about my behavior,” he began. “And I always made sure that every woman that worked for me or I regularly interacted with, was intensely screened so I can weed out the potential tattletales.”