BREAKING NEWS – Tampa, Florida – Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden, sequestered in his Delaware home with in-person campaign operations halted because of the coronavirus, attempted to hold a campaign rally for voters in Tampa Bay, Fla., but the glitch-riddled event instead drew mockery from Republicans and the media.

Shaky audio and video plagued the nearly hourlong event as Florida politicians, among them Rep. Charlie Crist and Rep. Kathy Castor, tried to bring the former vice president’s message to voters through the numerous technological issues. Then, nearly 40 minutes into the rally, it was Biden’s turn to speak. Around five minutes into his speech, his campaign abruptly cut the feed when Biden started to make gaffes. His last ones which ended the rally is when he referred to Kathy Castor as Kathy “Pastor”, and requested for her to end the video with a prayer. And him referring to Charlie Crist as Charlie “Crisp”, and he asked the Florida Congressman to give the viewers some tips on the best ways to fry bacon.