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BREAKING NEWS – Beijing, China – The Georgetown University basketball team and the Chinese team get into a fight which abruptly ends the game. The bench clearing brawl was allegedly started when one of the Georgetown players asked one of the Chinese players if his country regretted attacking Pearl Harbor.