BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After Congressman Charles Rangel’s shootout with Laura Ingraham on the O’Reilly Factor, he signs a contract with publisher Random House, to write a book called, “How To Avoid Relevant Questions And Still Get Re-Elected”. When later speaking at a press conference regarding his contract, Rangel never directly answers anything he is asked. The New York Times state that they smell a best seller.