BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The inspection of Joe Biden’s Instagram post announcing Sen. Kamala Harris as his running mate, raised quite a few eyebrows.

To the untrained eye, Biden is seen sitting at a smart desk dressed in a crisp shirt chatting with Harris on a sleek Apple laptop. The décor was something you’d see in a cavernous library at an illustrious New England university. But social media users were able to spot some irregularities upon closer inspection.

Benny Johnson, the chief creative officer at Turning Point USA, the conservative student organization, took to Twitter shortly after Biden’s announcement and identified a note tucked under the laptop that was tough to read but he said looked something like a “script.” An unnamed forensic specialist at the FBI zeroed in on the note and magnified the details which read:

“Her name is Kamala Harris, NOT Camel Harris or Harrison Ford
Don’t speak for about 15 seconds – smile and nod
Shut-up for another 30 seconds – smile and nod
Don’t utter a word for about one minute – smile and nod
End the video conference, change your Depends, and wait to be served your afternoon oatmeal”