BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez initially refused to condemn Black Lives Matter protesters in Seattle who demanded white folks “give up their homes.” But she later spoke candidly about it. “Well, I don’t think white people should just give up their homes, but a fair compromise should appease everyone,” she began. “Instead of giving up their homes that they worked so hard for, they should share them with blacks. If they have an empty spare bedroom, or an extra car, why not give them to a black person as a way of expressing guilt to what their ancestors were subjected to about 200 years ago? Also, white people should give local blacks the PIN numbers to their ATMs, providing that they have a mutual agreement on daily maximum cash withdrawals.