BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The American Kennel Association is now issuing a stern warning to people that crosses breeds to create “designer dogs”.
“Cross breeding large dogs with smaller ones can and will create problems,” explained the AKC. “For example, if you impregnate a Great Dane with the DNA from a Chihuahua, the puppies will be so small, that the Great Dane won’t even notice the litter until they are born and are around six weeks old. Whereas, if you impregnate a Chihuahua with the DNA from a Great Dane, within one month, the dog will explode.”