BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi visited a San Francisco hair salon for a wash and blow-out, despite local ordinances keeping salons closed amid the coronavirus pandemic, Fox News had learned.

In security footage obtained by Fox News, and timestamped Monday at 3:08 p.m. Pacific Time, the California powerhouse is seen walking through eSalon in San Francisco with wet hair, and without a mask over her mouth or nose.

Pelosi commented on the video later that evening. “This is a clear example of Fox News going out of their way to expose my hypocrisy,” she began. “I needed to get my hair done because it becomes very dry and frizzy after flying at over 400 mph on my broom. And I didn’t wear a mask or wear any make-up, because I wanted to scare away all patrons so I could have the entire salon to myself, and my zombie/rigor mortis appearance did the trick.”