BREAKING NEWS – Toledo, Ohio – Joe Biden raised eyebrows yet again for remarks he made on the campaign trail. While closing his stump speech at a campaign drive-in event, Biden touted America’s ability to come out of a national crisis “stronger” than it was coming in. 

“You know, we have to come together. That’s why I’m running. I’m running as a proud Democrat for the Senate,” said Biden, and then he quickly began making corrections. “I meant I am running as a republican for the White House… hang on, that’s not right… I am running as a socialist…  that’s not it either, ok I got it, to fill the office as the King of America, I am running as the court jester.