BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former President Barack Obama, in his latest memoir, criticized Americans for liking “cheap gas and big cars” more than they care about “the environment” – even during a catastrophic event like the 2010 Deepwater Horizon oil spill.

“More and more people are taking advantage of the low gas prices by buying big cars and it sickens me, “Obama further explained. “And the drivers for all of my limousines feel the exact same way!”