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BREAKING NEWS – Wilmington, Delaware – President-elect Joe Biden is seen wearing a medical boot as he enters The Queen theater. According to an unnamed member of his staff, Biden searched hours for the other boot, under the erroneous assumption it was sportswear from a matched set of 2021 Nike Air Jordans.