BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The democratic controlled Congress is now threatening to have every church’s tax status yanked, if they continue to promote what is morally right or wrong according to the bible.

“Many of the churches have gone to far,” explained Nancy Pelosi. “They have people leaving services Sunday morning, feeling guilty about their behavior, thoughts, future plans, etc. Sure I believe in God, but is He more powerful than a democratic controlled Congress? The answer is ‘no’, even though I admit He is pretty darn close.”