BREAKING NEWS – Tampa Bay, Florida – Tom Brady will be appearing in his 10th Super Bowl appearance on Feb. 7 when the Tampa Bay Buccaneers take on the Kansas City Chiefs in Super Bowl LV.

Brady has lined up next to 218 teammates on the biggest stage in sports, including at least three players who have made the Pro Football Hall of Fame. The number will grow by more than 40 when the Buccaneers take Raymond James Stadium on Sunday night.

Al Sharpton was not impressed with that accomplishment. “He lined up with 218 teammates? How many of them were black?” Sharpton asked. “I’ll bet he lost a few games on purpose because he thought he was sharing his glory with too many African-Americans. I also believe the reason why a football is brown, is so white quarterbacks can fulfill their fantasy of throwing black people around, and white punters can fantasize about kicking us so hard, that we fly through the air.”