BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – New York Democratic Reps. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Jerry Nadler joined the chorus of Democrats calling for embattled Gov. Andrew Cuomo to resign amid mounting allegations of sexual misconduct.
“This week, the second sexual assault allegation and the sixth harassment allegation was leveled against Governor Cuomo,” Ocasio-Cortez said in a statement. “The fact that this latest report was so recent is alarming, and it raises concerns about the present safety and well-being of the administration’s staff. These allegations have all been consistent and highly-detailed, and there are also credible media reports substantiating their accounts.”
Cuomo doubled down. “Nadler? Really?” he sarcastically began. “I’m suppose to take advice from a guy who that wears his pants so high, that he has to unzip them to blow his nose? But AOC, that’s different. I would like to spend time alone with her so she can testify firsthand that I don’t have to grope anyone. I will go out and buy her a sexy dress along with some expensive perfume, and we can get started on the investigation this weekend… all weekend. And then and only then, will I be cleared of these bogus allegations!”