BREAKING NEWS – Albany, New York – A leaked email from Andrew Cuomo to Dr. Anthony Fauci, has the governor begging the doctor to create a medical excuse that caused him to act like a predator around his female staffers.
“Can’t you help me out?” Cuomo wrote in the email appearing to be angry and frustrated. “My chances of getting nominated in 2024 to replace that idiot Biden, is going down the drain! We’re both Italian, so where’s your loyalty? Do this. Go on record by telling the public that I am not a predator, but I have something called a ‘perpetual sex drive malfunction’… or something like that.”