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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Biden announced that 65% of people aged 65 and older have received at least one dose of the corona virus vaccine. He later incorrectly added that 19% of all 19 year olds have received the Covid-19 vaccine, and children from 7-11 can get the shot at a 24 hour convenience store.