BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Biden misspoke in a speech offering updates on an update on vaccination progress in the U.S., referring to his vice president as “President Harris.”

“I made a mistake but you have to understand my point of reference,” Biden later explained. “I have a lot of respect for Kamala Harris, as well as fear. This stems from about twenty years ago while I was in a movie theater, and I was backhanded by a black woman, after I asked her to stop talking during the film.”