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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – More and more celebrities have gotten comfortable with publicly admitting that they are gay. In a recent interview at the Cartoon Network, one of their most popular characters states that after his operation in the near future, he wants to be referred to as Sponge Bob Square Panties.