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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – At the United Nations, Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas declares that he will seek a statehood bid with the U.N. Council. Until it was explained to him exactly what that meant, Vice President Joe Biden wanted to know when would the 51st star be added to the American flag.