BREAKING NEWS – Allahabad, India – A man in a factory prepares vermicelli used in a traditional sweet dish. Due to Covid, there has been a major sales slump, but he said he plans on creating something that he calls “vermicelli dreadlocks”.
“I plan on making them and shipping them to the United States,” he said with excitement. “Because as I understand it, Americans are dumb enough to wear anything on their heads.”