BREAKING NEWS – California – Voters say “NO” to Proposition 19 which would legalize marijuana. Disappointed that the law wasn’t passed because it would immediately boost their profits, was every snack salesman in the entire state.
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BREAKING NEWS – California – Voters say “NO” to Proposition 19 which would legalize marijuana. Disappointed that the law wasn’t passed because it would immediately boost their profits, was every snack salesman in the entire state.