BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – The staff for former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, stated that they are very concerned about her present medical condition. Ever since the republicans picked up a record number of seats in the House, her face has frozen into the exact same expression and she lost the ability to speak. A source close to her said, that the last words Nancy spoke after she was given the final number of how many democrats lost elections was “what the…”

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