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BREAKING NEWS – La Cumbre, Bolivia – Bolivian protestors are seen going on a 242 mile march to the country’s capital in La Paz. They explained that their multi-colored flag symbolizes a lot of diverse misguided moronic ideas, to show their solidarity with the Wall Street protestors.