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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Attorneys for Quaker Oats appeared in court today seeking monitary damages from former Libyan leader Muammar Qaddafi’s estate. The cereal maker maintains that Qaddafi never got written permission from them to wear the uniform of Captain Crunch.