BREAKING NEWS – Plano, Texas – JC Penney’s is reflecting on the attire for men from their 1975 catalog. “Those clothes were a sign of the times,” explained CEO Jill Ann Soltau. “Back then, we did cater to pimps and it was quite profitable. The business decision was made as an alternative to Sears, because they had cornered the market supplying sleazy clothes to hookers.”