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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Organization of Women (NOW) and PETA have now joined in the defense of chickens. In a joint letter to KFC and Chic-fil-A, they stated in part, “We believe that hens are being mistreated simply because they are female, and we have no doubt that are being objecti-fried.”