BREAKING NEWS – Carbis Bay, Cornwall, England – President Joe Biden fumbled during a press conference at the G-7 summit Sunday, mixing up “Libya” and “Syria” – not once, but three times – while discussing humanitarian aid to countries torn apart by civil war.

The gaffe-prone president was discussing possibly working with Russia in providing “vital assistance” to “Libya” – a “population that’s in real trouble.” His third gaffe was when he confused “Syria” with “cereal” while speaking about World War II, alleging that the U.S. Navy beat Japan, due to the fearlessness and courage of Captain Crunch.