BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Police in San Francisco said that they were investigating a brazen robbery at a high-end retail store in the center of the city, according to reports.
KTVU reported that the incident occurred at about closing time at a Neiman Marcus location. The report, citing witnesses, said display cases were smashed and items were lifted from racks inside the store before the suspects fled. A portion of the incident was captured on cell phone video.
Mayor London Breed blamed the theft on Neiman Marcus. “The average citizen that is struggling financially, is sick and tired of these high-end uppity businesses,” she began. “Maybe that franchise has learned their lesson and will drastically lower their prices to make their products more affordable to everyone, because I never heard about a large group of people doing a ‘smash and grab’ at any of the local dollar stores.”