BREAKING NEWS – Nefyn, Wales, England – Scotland Yard continues to investigate to determine who is the person that is digging a major hole a little at a time in Nefyn on a nightly basis. The only evidence the culprit leaves is a note saying how much they love the Grand Canyon, and they won’t rest until they have duplicated it in the small town of 2600 residents. The police are currently questioning everyone in the town that has recently been to Arizona. And considering the amount of strength and stamina it takes to perpetually dig a hole of that size, the cops have concluded that the person with the shovel is probably addicted to crystal-meth.
