BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – President Biden met with Chicago’s mayor, in the wake of an extremely violent holiday weekend in the nation’s third most populous city.
The meeting came after more than 100 people were shot and 19 killed over the Fourth of July weekend in Chicago, the city’s most violent weekend this year.
“Is that a lot?” asked Biden.
“I don’t look at it that way, because I try to focus on the positive,” answered Lightfoot. “Rather than focus on the 100 people that were shot and 19 getting killed, I look at it like this way, more than 3 million people in Chicago last weekend were not shot at all.”
“Brilliant!” responded Biden. “I can see why you were elected.”