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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Prosecutors charged three men in Chicago with federal gun crimes — the first charges…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Hundreds of protesters demonstrated outside the home of Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot to demand…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot defended a series of insulting text messages sent to the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Donald Trump announced he will send a “surge” of federal agents to Chicago…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Distraught Chicago officials complained to Mayor Lori Lightfoot — as looting and rioting swept…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot says she plans to endorse a Democratic candidate for president…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot clashed with Sen. Ted Cruz over the latest burst of…

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