BREAKING NEWS – Kimberling City, Missouri – A Missouri police chief and all of his officers tendered their resignations, citing reasons from the pay rate to not having the proper tools to do the job, leaving local leaders scrambling to fill the positions as many departments already struggle to stay staffed during the anti-police climate that swept the nation.

“It will be a struggle to fill the police department back up with qualified officers, but hopefully they can start working on that soon and get that accomplished,” Stone County Sheriff Doug Rader said of the resignations at the Kimberling City Police Department, noting that most police stations are understaffed.

“I hope police resignation catches on nationwide until there no cops anywhere in America,” explained Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. “I hope this same pattern continues in our military, until all four branches are completely depleted. If more nations would’ve done something like this in the 1930s, I doubt if Hitler would’ve invaded them, because there is no way he would’ve attacked defenseless countries… I don’t believe his conscience would’ve allowed it.”