BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – NASA scientists have found evidence that thousands of massive ancient volcanoes erupted on Mars.

The so-called “super eruptions” occurred in a region of northern Mars called Arabia Terra.

Researchers who studied the topography and mineral composition of the region made the discovery, and the news was published in a paper in the journal Geophysical Research Letters in July 2021. They also believe that after the volcanoes became inactive and cooled, they were some how filled with water. The researchers based their conclusion on the fact, that on the edge of the top of the volcano, was a diving board, a beach ball, and some sunglasses with lenses designed for people that have extra wide heads and three eyes.