BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Biden and his team have tripled down on the claim that his Build Back Better agenda “costs zero dollars” despite loud condemnations from the Washington Post fact-checkers.

“Two things… my Build Back Better Agenda costs zero dollars,” Biden’s Twitter account tweeted last week, claiming that the agenda “adds zero dollars to the national debt.” The twitter account went on to say, “And secondly, where does the Washington Post get off fact checking me? I assumed they did that to republicans only, but instead I guess they decided to lower their journalistic standards and start looking at things objectively.”